I would get a kick out of putting together a flat packed Volvo.

These people (who happen to be women) may be wrong, but that does not make them bitches, and saying they need to get laid is sexist, obnoxious, and indicative of your misogyny. Please try to be civil.

{ pauses to dig hole deeper phone the hole-digging guy to ask why he’s late }

Hey now, my parents paid in cas—

This is the correct answer to the problem. My The bank’s property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

If that is the case the dashcam owner practices backwards courtesy which is a leading cause of congestion, annoyance, and collisions. Backward courtesy is where the person practicing it decides to be nice to person A at the expense of person B instead of following the written rules of the road.

What do you know?!? Ricky Bobby was actually telling the truth!

Not enough times.

Yo Dawg.

If you can tow an outback outback with an outback, yours will do just fine

Because once they start offering an Auto, it will become impossible to find a manual in stock anywhere.

Really Jalopnik...

Welcome to Jalopnik, Mr. Pence.

I kind of feel bad for the cops in this image.

That’s not even fair.

Jeb is a MESS

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

BMW X4.