What an awful looking pickup. The old Titan wasn’t a looker, but this thing makes the old Titan look like a supermodel.

How the hell do you confuse Bernie Ecclestone with Liam Neeson

+1 on the Nissan Hardbody being one of the best small trucks out there. I always loved the Ford Courier’s looks though.

I know a lot of people will say the original Tacoma, and those are great. However, when my Mini Cooper got totalled I had to live with my dad’s 89 Nissan pickup for a month.

Jeep Comanche. Preferably a 1991 short bed with a 5-spd, four-liter and 4x4.

Sure. Lots of people have personalities. It’s just the nauseating ones that I have no time for.

The only way to stop a bad guy with a Hilux is to send a good guy with a Hilux. Or something...

Make Nissan Figaro again.

If the three seats are all molded from the same piece of cf, does it count as a bench?

Now we just need to swap a bench seat and column shifter into it.

Pennsyltucky? That would be a C4 then.

Thankfully it won’t cost the State of California $14 million to defend.

Because blocking lanes on bridges. Thanks Christie!

“but don’t let that get in the way of professional journalism. Otherwise you’re just a bunch of glorified bloggers.

Go fuck yourself, too.

Is this not a blog?

Everybody hates Trump, so it’s not really a slant. Just like they would report that water is wet, they’ll report that Trump is bankrupt and has tiny hands.

There’s no shortage of auto-enthusiast sites that cater to tea party wing nuts. Jalopnik exists somewhere slightly right of center, but feel free to fuck right off to somewhere else.

Someone needs a safe space.