That’s just like, your opinion, man.

Signs like this might help.

“Ferrari-like”

Well, here in Poland we were recently amused with this lovely 81-old lady:

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

I don't know if NY plates are made in prisons, but if they are, the joke pretty much writes itself.

“Licence and registration, please”

LeBlanc may be a has-been (I’d argue otherwise), but Evans is a never-was.

I have really gotten into two-tone lately, I think a lot of cars can benefit from this “accentuation.” This thing REALLY nails it, though. All the combos are amazing.

The new Lambo looks pretty good. What the hell is up with that center console though? The visibility in this thing seems bad enough for every single one of them to end up in a lake.

Finally! A car to replace my ‘93 Civic with!

Why Buy a 1991 Geo Metro When You Can Get a BMW i8 Instead?

I had to check to make sure I was still on Jalopnik.

I think this was the root of the problem before:

I hate those too. Don’t get me started on busses. Down with the bus.

Y’know I heard it was a car that put the pillow over Scalia’s face.

Streetcars work really well if they’re paired with good urban planning. They don’t make sense as a standalone system.

Can we all agree to suggest this vehicle the next time Doug hosts a “what vehicle should I buy” poll?

I really like it. Very unique.