another missed opportunity for an italian gated shifter...

fake euro vanity plates on usdm cars. I hate everything to do with this obsession with other countries car market. Your car was bought here it shouldn’t have a euro plate and I think it should be illegal to have a fake license plate on your car. bonus points if it says something stupid like this:

YO DAWG

Really disappointing the car wasn’t made to look more like a crossover. The car is supposed to be making fun of the excesses of contemporary car culture. A goofy looking minivan isn’t even on the market. But stupid crossovers are everywhere.

The steering wheel is from a Subaru XT!

Mm... respectfully disagree. #16sforlyfe (are those 16’s?)

And bears, apparently.

-Admits people are idiots, and rightfully so

by ‘off’ do you mean spectacular?

I met the Motorweek dude IRL. That’s actually how he talks. It was both frightening and fantastic.

Maybe add in a part about how they won’t make any money on the deal if something else goes wrong, then have something else go wrong. I think the’d really spice it up.

takes off hat, to rub head and wonder “how the hell am I supposed to get this Malibu done on time.”

I NEEDED THAT PART YESTERDAY, DANNY. YOU’RE NOT MY BROTHER ANYMORE.

Ah yes, the cross armed shot. The staple of all American reality tough guy characters.

I’d like to see an honest to God restoration show for historic racing cars, hotrods and supercars. Not some quick and dirty for the cameras job, but a professional body off frame, sheet metal repaired by old-school artisans using English wheels and acetylene, hand stitching of the interior (if there was one),…

Make them more (less) like Diamond in the Rough...

What it needs is drama, a LOT of drama. If the people you are filming aren’t giving you enough of it, make some more up! Also, fights, its gotta have fights. And make sure that at least 20% of the show is a guy taking his hat off to rub his head and wonder aloud how they are ever going to finish this _____ on time.

Why?