Well the problem is..... you forgot to shop for me. : )

Honestly, I see where you're coming from, but I disagree. Silhouette is an important factor in character design, and those big honking ball shoulders give Samus one of the most distinctive. If you blacked out all detail from major characters, leaving only the silhouette outline, so many of them would be…

Actually you'd be surprised ACIV was native 1080p without all the fancy smoke and shit from the PS4 and Xbox one version. The PS3 and 360 werent. So clearly it has an untapped potiential. Plus wii u allows for games to use system resources too

I work in electronics at ToysRUs and I've sold more Wii U's this holiday season than any other gaming console.

Why is it everyone is so dumb when it comes to understanding nintendo..

Nothing can help the WiiU? Not even X, Super Smash Bros. for Wii U, Dr. Luigi, Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze, Mario Kart 8, Bayonetta 2, or Hyrule Warriors?

Ha! I have a degree in film and worked as an Assistant Sound Editor in Hollywood for 7 years and now I work in IT.

In the same way that the PS1 was the SNES CD

Poor you, none of those things are correct!

Fanboys is the business of children and manchild. Yoshida is a gentleman...

You do realize Earthbound was a sequel, and itself has a sequel right? It's #2 in the "Mother" series. Also, if you can find a copy of Mother 3 online, play the heck out of it. It's fantastic.

There won't be any single game that "saves" the Wii U. What matters it the full library. It's the same for every system. No one would ever spend $300+ on a system to play a single game.

Agreed. Convergence between mobile and desktop computing is inevitable, and for once Microsoft isn't going to let themselves arrive last to the party.

MS can't win.

It was pretty to begin with, Wind Waker is one of the few games that has attained that often ignored design philosophy of timeless aesthetics.

I've got both, and they made the right call. I really prefer the X1's interface over the PS4's, and the X1 also has some features that I think are much more interesting.

It gets a lot of flack for taking an app approach to a lot of core stuff like parties, but I don't think that's where the problems lie...actually, I think that's a very, very good thing, because it allows them to iterate more quickly. There's a reason more and more of Android's core functionality is being broken out…

Ever played one?

Yep, and if it is really a cry for help, I hope he gets it. Just my gut telling me this feels like a joke.

There are a lot of folks who try to find outlets for things, and sometimes they have no one to talk to about their problems, so they resort to posting about them publicly like this in hopes that someone, anyone will respond with words of comfort or even simply just talk to them.