“Now, I haven’t passed the bar trans-am but I believe that statues regarding Anthony Clint postage are rendered mute when said seagull reprehensitive makes woeful concert with an outside eternity. Irregardless of if sad consort was done with his now ledge or other wives.”
Emmitt Smith Esq.

Draymond Green sits with his grandchildren, flipping through a photo album of all the NBA’s best players from his era.

Fire ants can go straight to hell too.

Cow ants are from hell.

Instead he wrote “He’s a special little snowflake who made one little rapey mistake!!”

oh boy.

Am I the only person confused by Deadspin’s usage of the word “dong” this season? It hasn’t always been this way, has it?