Huh? Luke wears black in Jedi because he's… becoming evil? He never really gets tempted until he's in the throne room.

Huh? Luke wears black in Jedi because he's… becoming evil? He never really gets tempted until he's in the throne room.

I liked the blowjob machine. It's a very 70s idea, and pretty ballsy for modern-day George "Kids' Movie" Lucas to add in.

I liked the blowjob machine. It's a very 70s idea, and pretty ballsy for modern-day George "Kids' Movie" Lucas to add in.

The only CG-aided shot that really worked for me was the one where he's trying to push through that crowded hallway. In the original, it was a minor nuisance. In the edited version, it was a fucking tidal wave of mindless drones.

The only CG-aided shot that really worked for me was the one where he's trying to push through that crowded hallway. In the original, it was a minor nuisance. In the edited version, it was a fucking tidal wave of mindless drones.

Everybody knows Jaws is a bigass shark, too. Doesn't make those early scenes where he's hidden any less tense or artful.

Everybody knows Jaws is a bigass shark, too. Doesn't make those early scenes where he's hidden any less tense or artful.

I agree entirely. I like her caring for Newt as just an aspect of her generally being a decent person, not some grief-induced symptom of empty-nest-syndrome.

I agree entirely. I like her caring for Newt as just an aspect of her generally being a decent person, not some grief-induced symptom of empty-nest-syndrome.

You're a troll… sent by commenters… to collect a like.

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Yeah, but… but… I like Redux better.

Wow, beaucoup film analyst points for @avclub-7eb4a72022cfae60dcf8a0226d0b0ca6:disqus . That really is a perfect example.

I watched the SE at least five times, and never noticed that. Now I can't unhear it. Damn you.

I watched the SE at least five times, and never noticed that. Now I can't unhear it. Damn you.

People, people. The form of coupling between Han and Chewie has been well established: http://art.penny-arcade.com…

People, people. The form of coupling between Han and Chewie has been well established: http://art.penny-arcade.com…

Haha what the fuck?

The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate was one of my favorite parts of Pirates: Band of Misfits.