The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate was one of my favorite parts of Pirates: Band of Misfits.

Man, you CORNY.

Man, you CORNY.

@avclub-f14314bf4d4a1bd450664f089241fe86:disqus Speaking of Tolkien, how much was that dude in the finale a straight-up Nazgül?

@avclub-f14314bf4d4a1bd450664f089241fe86:disqus Speaking of Tolkien, how much was that dude in the finale a straight-up Nazgül?

@avclub-b438f33d120fae67d78ea4cbe43de909:disqus  A Song of Sex and City, no doubt.

@avclub-b438f33d120fae67d78ea4cbe43de909:disqus  A Song of Sex and City, no doubt.

Paradoxically enough, I hold the opinion that, while definitely enjoyable as a broader version of the experience, the Extended LOTR films are not as good, viewed objectively as films.

Paradoxically enough, I hold the opinion that, while definitely enjoyable as a broader version of the experience, the Extended LOTR films are not as good, viewed objectively as films.

I think you overestimate their budget.

I think you overestimate their budget.

Oh, a canceraids detector. That's a really useful invention.

Oh, a canceraids detector. That's a really useful invention.

Can Mitchell and Webb even be in movies without the other?

Can Mitchell and Webb even be in movies without the other?

Or they just need to star in a buddy comedy together.

Or they just need to star in a buddy comedy together.

Army of Darkness, Bill & Ted, Los Cronocrímenes, Donnie Darko, Galaxy Quest, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, Groundhog Day, Run Lola Run, Source Code, Terminator, Terminator 2, Time Bandits, and 12 Monkeys.

Army of Darkness, Bill & Ted, Los Cronocrímenes, Donnie Darko, Galaxy Quest, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, Groundhog Day, Run Lola Run, Source Code, Terminator, Terminator 2, Time Bandits, and 12 Monkeys.

I don't really get the twist. SPOILERS J's dad was killed by Jemaine, K wiped his memory and told him his dad was a hero. Before that, future J cynically jokes about his dad being absent, and questions what happened to K to make him so dour. Right?