Or like a Brendan Fraser sex comedy.

Did she cry when Megaupload was shut down?

Swearengen-speak is such a mouthful. Why not just abbreviate it?

Really, HDB? What reputation are you trying to protect?

The Bluth Factor?

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You know, if you forget about her personal history for a moment, Spears looks kind of like a vaguely appealing, unpretentious goofball.

She lives on one of the moons of Iego, I think.

Maybe it's a magical sweater of acting talent, though, like that hat that brought Frosty to life.

They certainly aren't as pretentious as Apple fans. And I say that as an Apple fan.

"Jobs: Get Inspired." Worst title since The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies?

Are you saying this is just punishment?

He'll sacrifice some horse blood to his snake deity in its honor.

"Don Palpatine" actually doesn't sound weird at all.

I thought we agreed that the next sequel would be called "Mother Fockers?"

Hey, if it works for Watchmen!

Leave the gun, take the Hamantashen.

Well, at least there's a precedent for the concept of "Family" being tied to the cells in your body.

I'm your older brother, Mike, and I was stepped over!

The cavernous vagina of America?