I think pyramids are a bit rote, as far as ancient artifacts go. Also, I kind of like the idea of the other monolith just floating in space, rather than also sitting on the ground of some celestial body.

Is she the star in this? It sounds like Ramirez is the protagonist.

Just as someone looking to buy fertilizer would be upset to find their purchase replaced with a bunch of movies, someone interested in buying a movie would be upset if, instead of a movie, they received a bunch of shit. It's all about expectations.

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus Sweatpants would be preferable to… whatever this is.

I'm not sure what that list is, but I like everyone on it except Modine.

The world will never know.

Hey, don't forget the lip-bite. Shit is iconic.

Brett Ratner gave her a job.

I mean, Spider-man kind of belongs there anyway.

Somehow, making it a compound word makes it so much funnier. Like this Dong Lover classic: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

No no, Lenny Kravitz' character will obviously played by Madea. She will hit Fatness with a frying pan.

Men in Tights was okay.

I'm not gonna lie, if you skip the books you are missing out on a TON of puns and fart jokes.

I was just listening to Saraband, so your post came across as really dramatic.

Do I look like I shit gold?!

Two hours of movie on one disk… two hours of show on one disk.

Arrrr hell naw!

A song on iTunes costs between $0.99 and $1.27, and the average length of those is about four minutes.

My ex just asked if she could watch me. Did I miss out on the perfect mate, or a psychopath?

Such crossover potential: A Game Changer of Thrones.