It's awesome.

Not as pretty?

Maybe she's fulfilling some sort of necessary metaphysical niche. By liking all these terrible things, she prevents that enjoyment from spreading to the rest of us. When you think about it, she's history's greatest hero.

I feel like she's just trolling, at this point. "Yeah, that's right, HATE ME YOU FUCKS."

"an offensive, tasteless monstrosity evolved into something at the very least moderately watchable."

Well, Neanderthals are named after the place they were discovered, which is in Germany. So just call 'em Germans.

It turns out, people can be both attractive and annoying.

Jean M. Auel is your friend.

He was in Jungle 2 Jungle too? Kind of typecast, isn't he?

Especially considering how fucking obnoxious those commercials are. That and Virgin Airlines are almost wholly responsible for my worn-down mute button.

I read that as "All those Cavemen kind of look like me."

How about that? An ad for matryoshka dolls in the middle of an ad for Pimp My Ride!

Wouldn't that be something that succeeded, even though it was enormously awful?

If I told you your new body was nice, would you hold it Against Me?

Forget cruising. Threesomes for the win!

Well, not in so many words, but "Waaaaah! Waaaaaah! Gurgle," means that, more or less.

Didn't hurt Linda Hamilton.

That only works in Boston.

Two men enter, one man leaves.

Bioshock, anyone?