"I think I can I think I can I think I can I… oh."

Is that smokestack intended to look like an unhappy face with googley eyes? Because if so, Mission Accomplished.

Kids today: "What's that? Some kind of Pokemon?"

How can there be child molestation in a society with no one over 15?

I didn't think Hellboy had that much hipster cred, after those two mainstream crowd-pleasers.

You're jumping to Conclusions.

Well, yeah, 'cause then she would have been murdered by the Manson family.

I like to imagine that Agent Bryson from Twin Peaks and Agent Mulder are the same person. Who's to say Fox didn't go through a phase?

Not at all! I appreciate the thoughtful input.

I didn't see it either, but only because it was generally panned by reviewers.

"Can't we just watch Big Brother? That's what it's about, right?"

Fourth Paragraph Adventists?

How about "fans?"

@avclub-e351d553ab36bba1e39fc72bf75d9fda:disqus Kristen Bell and Leslie Mann were immature slobs in 40 Year Old Virgin. Aubrey Plaza was certainly no more mature than Seth Rogen in Funny People.

Thanks! I'll give it a shot.

David Lynch. Just in general. I don't know what I expected, but I was sure as fuck surprised.

The triangle was grating, I'll grant you that, but I found it pretty easy to ignore in favor of the murdermonkeys, lightning arrows, and media commentary.

The Remains of the Date

I thought "title track" meant the track playing during the title sequence, which is what Staying Alive is?

OH MY GOD THE ISLAND. I was fuming when I saw that trailer. I know it's a Michael Bay film, so I should just be all "lol plot whatever," but they should have at least given the audience a chance to give a shit.