Heh, Pandora's Box. It works on multiple levels!

I… was not crazy about it.

Well, just be forewarned, The Wire is not nonstop ownage. But if you like the word "motherfucker," there's one scene that will change your life.

I haven't seen the trailers for either, so I feel primed to watch them with eyes unclouded by hate.

The only part I repeatedly crack up at is when that stripper leans back really far, and Bill Murray reflexively reaches out because he thinks she's going to fall over.

Better video.

Maybe it's just that I read a bunch of Redwall books in my youth, but I didn't even notice the foodporn in ASOIAF.

*Scratches head*

I like Azealia Banks. Granted, I've only really heard 212.

*Runs in late*

Do listen to Born to be Wild, though.

The vampire part of that movie is some of the laziest shit I've ever seen. No tension, clumsy pacing, no emotional investment, half-hearted humor, passionless direction. It was an Ed Hardy shirt in cinematic form.

His weakness is Kryptomice.

I'm a big Minority Report fan, but I get the impression that I'm… ah… in the minority on that.

"You're an inanimate fucking object!" is one of my favorite lines ever.

So what you're saying is, you were entertained?

"Applause chum" is the best description of Independence Day as a whole I've heard to date. No amount of biting critical analysis stops me from cheering like a lunatic at it.

Really? In a post-Sopranos world? The gangster genre's had depth pretty much since it existed. M, The Public Enemy, White Heat, On the Waterfront, The Killing, The Godfather… some serious fucking films.

Alright, I've been going back and forth on this for years now, but I'm finally going to ask straight up. How many episodes of Buffy do I need to watch before I know if it's for me or not? Because I've been hearing great things about it for pretty much as long as I've frequented the internet, but I watched the first…

Sopranos is still my favorite. It felt less manipulative than Breaking Bad, and more expressionistic than The Wire. I like 'em all, but it's like