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Well, that was the original context of the Seinfeld quote I was borrowing, so you're well within your rights.

I love Cronenberg, but I really don't see him working on this kind of project.

I'm not an alien!

Let it go, Sam.

It should be clear that he is the type who would get "biz-zay."

"The Brotherhood" would be a weird goddamn name for boobs.

I don't see that that's necessary.

I can't speak with much authority on the Dune series' quality over the full course of their release, because I gave up after two protracted, chintzy-looking episodes.

A detective who hallucinates lizards… sounds like Port of Call: New Orleans.

Can I go now?

Well, SyFy films and miniseries have quite the tradition of excellence, so I look forward to it.

That's what I'm talkin' bout.

Two things:

And bald.

You don't fuck the cluster. The cluster fucks you.

Robert McKee would HATE those books.

Save it for the whale documentary.

Man, how many more people would have gone to see it if that was the real title? "Lockout" sounds like the cheap action thriller Liam Neeson finally passed on.

Whaddaya need, a road map?

Michael Keaton as Tom Servo?