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Frodo Baggins
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Are you Italian or something?

A guy walks into a bar with a crow on his head. The bartender says, "Hey, where'd you get that?" And the crow says, "I dunno, it started out as a bump on my butt."

Brundlecrow?

Tonto, son of Dolf, leader of the Stone Crows.

Hhhexusssss…

The horses thing was used in Black Death, which featured both Ned and Melisandre.

Yup.

Haha seriously! From rat torture and hooker beating right down to comparing banners. "By the Seven, it even has a watermark."

He's gotta marry a Frey! Don't wanna piss off Filch.

HAHA I loved that part. You just know that a bunch of bickering fans just said "See? SEE?!"

I don't think it's too much of a spoiler to say that they're real. And they're spectacular.

You know… he'd be a decent Beorn.

No, because he's still a pathetic weeny. Just a vicious, sadistic pathetic weeny.

"The scene where Ned dies is really powerful."

Parents who can go on dates without divorce guilt. It's just a convenient premise.

JOSH IS IN CABIN IN THE WOODS?

Does that make Texas the ass, or the feet?

Dirty how? Like clown dirty?

Ooh, Ugly Naked Guy is running around yelling "Hodor!"