@avclub-d39d953b6f82b141bf718706e10f2ed7:disqus I wish I could find the clip, but Louis has a great bit about modern standup, including his own, in which he says, "Just do any joke Seinfeld would have done in the 90s, and act like you don't know what the fuck you're talking about."

One of the best Jerry-is-a-douche stories is the one with Babu, featuring his self-congratulatory inner monologue. "My mother was right about me."

They went full Jesus allegory. Homeboy didn't get off the cross because he was such a beast at carpentry.

Snore.

Luna Loves Good.

@avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus For what it's worth, your wife has read all the Twilight novels.

@avclub-e77c7b588569860fddcbe6e3d528295d:disqus In fairness, they admit to as much.

How do you feel about Jaime Lanister?

Beards = success. That's the saddest thing about being a hobbit.

Much better to be compared to George Costanza.

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus I suppose his BIG big break was Pulp Fiction, but I like to think his first splash on the scene was Jurassic Park.

That's why I bring a collapsible brush to work with me, homes.

She looks a ton like Hilary Clinton in that image. Biopic, anyone?

I've heard the vault can be unlocked with peach schnapps.

Moichandising!

I can't imagine a trailer that would have made me want to see that movie.

Uh, really? One of the best? Maybe of the standalone episodes, not of the main story arc.

If they advertised it right, "Andrew Stanton, The Director of WALL-E" is a known property, and "Edgar Rice Burroughs, The Godfather of Sci Fi Adventure" doesn't sound too bad either.

The fact that his character was a white American helped make the casting of a white American seem less ridiculous.

Ephraim?