I was thinking more J.K. Rowling.

He saw what happened to Jerry Orbach, and figured he'd better watch out for his health.

So it couldn't be black dye… because it doesn't look natural?

@avclub-a281004dce23a29d1821f1e8430b6f8f:disqus You kiddin' me? It was like a feature-length New Twilight Zone episode, with shabby plot developments, flat characters, and  a geneticist claiming the nitrogen bases of DNA are "A, C, T, P."

I think that is the official definition, but fuck the official definition. The slash is used in fan-invented heterosexual and lesbian pairings as well.

Oh God WHY DID I GOOGLE IT.

Seeing as how she dubbed Gypsy Wedding tolerable this week, it can't be called a one-time fluke. Two strikes, bottom of the ninth.

Christopher Nolan really needs to give credit where credit is due.

I would say The Rolling Stones were more talented musicians than Madonna.

Bjork did it, with more robots, symbolic ejaculate, and class.

Stupid sexy Homer.

You're the vulgarian, you fuck!

Yes it was.

What's that? Some kind of unofficial remake of Dune?

The Hobbit, I hope. Does an adaptation of a book written before the book on which the "original" film is based count as a prequel?

Ironic, since the Japanese were their allies.

Are we Africans or African'ts?

…Fuck.

Someone lost their feck, I think.

I will never tire of references to this song.