Aw, I miss those. Car alarms are the spring peepers of urban life.

I achieved my only firstie yesterday, but I went for failed 17,000,000sies instead.

All my hard work, for naught.

Gray Expectations?
A Tail of Two Cities?
Bleak Howl?
The Lycan Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby?

That was, in theory, a high-profile blockbuster when he signed on.

Huh? Hiring Shane Black to direct-but-not-write a film is like hiring Mike Mignola to write-but-not-draw a comic.

Haha you gotta admit though, that acceptance speech was a hell of a dramatic presentation.

Big Fish was fantastic. Burton's best.

Mars Attacks. I'm thinking he can stay away from sci-fi from now on.

I'm all for recursive humor, but Hugo isn't exactly speculative fiction, is it?

*slow clap*

Pee Wee Herman?

Deedly deedly deedly deedly
BOM BOM BOM BOM

Nightmare Before Christmas was directed by Selick, so I certainly give him the majority of credit for how well the film turned out, but it's still "A Tim Burton Movie."

Nightmare Before Christmas? Even Corpse Bride wasn't bad.

Next best thing?

Alternate title for Kung Pow?

Feed me a stray cat.

I'm all for more stop-motion films. Lets hope the 17,000,000 hours of work it takes will be worth the script this guy comes up with.

Wizard of Oz could have killed you! All that Kansas dust, animal hair, and poppies.