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I make lewd remarks about Tom Hardy every time something even remotely related to him is addressed in a Newswire!
Eh, not as catchy as RAF's.

I dunno, she looks unconventional, but I find it cute.

@avclub-71348decaf1df2bb85be2ece24cc2a1d:disqus  THE GUN IS GOOD. THE PENIS IS EVIL.

AHAHAHAHA "Carwash" is my favorite.

That sounds like a great premise for an Aaron Sorkin show.

Yeah, I'd rather watch your movie.

Uh oh!

It worked for Godfather Part III!

Why not, Zoidberg?

What did Drunk Jesus look like?
Will the Drunkpocalypse arrive in 2012?
What is the secret behind the Drunks Templar?

The Ur-Vag, as it were.

Baldness did nothing to inhibit Sean Connery. But then, he actually had a better run as Coolest Guy in the Universe than anyone else in history.

What? With that hard-line stance against white guy dreads, you'd miss out on the Travolta masterpiece Battlefield Ea… um, I mean the Roland Emmerich classic 10,000 B… er, that is to say the indispensable Matrix Reloa…

Noomi Rapace's in this?

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus HOW'D IT GET BORN? HOW'D IT GET BORN?

The only problem is, it's bullshit. Without pain, we would tear our bodies apart out of sheer curiosity. Heck, even with pain, people still get up to scarification and hanging off hooks and whatnot.

Where's Cookie_Monster when you need him?

Would you consider yourself a tit-punch sufferer?

You're not the first person to say this, and I have to reply really? Gritty, underexposed, choppy editing, with CG monsters? Aside from that liquid mirror thing, there are few less Tarsemy movies out there.