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All would be forgiven if Colin Farrell spent the whole time doing an Arnie impression.

Her?

@avclub-e9210afab31a459be670627b05ef9d9b:disqus It's no Heavenly Creatures.

And the green grass grew all around all around, the green grass grew all around.

Once you're in the black, you don't go back.

My first was Terminator II.

Robocain looked fucking amazing. Pretty much the pinnacle of realistic stop-motion.

HAHAHA oh my god Elias.

Wow, Bruce Coville. The memories are just flooding back. Jeremy Thatcher was my favorite.

WUB ninja WUB ninja BEYOOoooooooWWWEEEEEEP!

Just imagine the nightmarish childhood of one Mr. Fiennes.

Donatello was a famous sculptor, you FUCKING PLEB.

Uncle Enzo gets it to you in less than 30 minutes or it's free.

Yeah, except

Four Words Good, Two Words Bad.

@avclub-0ae1dd3954ee840075de1395771b6c9c:disqus I wish they did a Fourth Panel for that one.

The sole stroke of genius in the Twilight series was naming the protagonist of a vampire story "Bella."

Future Newswire Headlines: "Bill Murray Pulls Out."