Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Eastasian, please.

Hmm, that's actually a really good idea.

Greedo has always shot first.

No no, he directed War of the Worlds.

Fuck. You're probably rite. Which can only mean that Winston will be played by a 20-something, the setting will be switched to America, it'll be stretched into sequels, and there'll be fight scenes. Lots of PG-13 fight scenes.

The past must flow?

Yes it was.

Ah, the H. George OrsonWell classic.

Nicely done.

@avclub-b90391459007fbc002dee3084fef650b:disqus Minutes of my terribly brief time on this Earth that I've spent trying to come up with a car-related ethnic slur for asians: 12.

Four likes good, two likes bad.

That's actually a good idea. They finally have the technology to pull it off.

Me too!

I can't decide whether Newspeak would be epic, or fail. Meh.

Tom Hardy would have to make like Bale and lose 40 lbs of muscle. And John Hurt isn't Jewy enough to be Goldstein.

At least he didn't choose a good mustache style. Though I dunno, people don't seem to have abandoned pseudo-handlebars because of Stalin. Maybe mustache snobs were just looking for an excuse to abolish the toothbrush.

@avclub-d6eab33032ebeb4e1f8a5891a29427df:disqus A racially inclusive Party? Doubtful.

White Rabbit was also a worthy inclusion.

"I'm Tommy Baelish, I'm running for Mayor of Harrenhal."

Robert Wisdom?