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Frodo Baggins
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And why do they call them "grapenuts?" They're not grapes, they're not nuts!

I had a dream last night about singing a duet with Tracey Morgan. He had a great voice.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Christ.

Sell sell sell sell SELLLLLLLL!

Woman. Whoa, man. Whooooooaaaa man!

Okay, yours was better.

They're the most fearsome killers in the insect kingdom.

The preferred nomenclature is "non-magical negro," but most people call 'em "muggloes."

To avoid confusion, Huck should be a huge green guy who smashes stuff after announcing his intention to do so in the third person.

Peearas, you mean.

Is that a gender-switched remake of Octopussy?

What does that say about Alan Tudyk?

I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 goddamn dicks.

Of Wormtail?

For a moment I thought that said "Hollywood Execs," and thought, "Damn, that actually sounds interesting."

I interpret it as a reverse-engineered neologism. Like the relatively uneducated rebels just called them "mutts," because they are, in some sense, advanced crossbreeds. The word "mutation," which the more knowledgeable among them associated with these GMOs, became mispronounced over time, resulting in its current,

Haha I'm gonna read that commentary right now.

How did no one cast Timothy Spall?