Has that actually been mistaken for great literature, though? I thought its reputation was generally that of engaging pulp. It certainly didn't inspire the same portentous fandom as The Da Vinci code.

Add Mantracker to the not insignificant permanent injury rates in pro sports, and I'd say we have a decent facsimile already.

Dunno if you've read it, but I'd say the Hunger Games do all within their power to turn the Joe Blows into caricatures. You can squeeze a lot of personality out of someone when you hold their and their family's lives in your hands.

That was probably my favorite part of the book.

…face.

Speaking of Twilight shit, I hope they hire better visual effects artists to create the Mutts, or at least give them more money.

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Having read the first book I can exclusively reveal that

Not Heathers?

That explains why I liked the parts where Caesar rallies the apes so much more than the parts where the humans were being bland soap opera caricatures.

Clever guise.

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You mean Assistant Associate Director of Marketing?

I don't usually engage in such malice, but I'm hoping for this show to fail. Hard. Such hubris must be punished.

A discipline daddy?

A Kninja, if you will.

Well, he didn't create them from scratch, remember. He re-engineered the movie control hardware, which might have already incorporated AI systems. And Joel was never "just a janitor." His development of an accordion-based vacuum indicates an aptitude for innovation and outside-the-box thinking, which continues in the…

What fucking idiot made Donatello the inventor when another turtle is called Leonardo?

My favorite Alan Moore quote: "If I write a crappy comic book, it doesn't cost the budget of an emergent Third World nation."

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