It's aliens all the way down.

Perfect! 2 1/2 Men also evokes misery.

When you someone won't be channeling it?

I feel like the structure of modern trailers exacerbates/showcases bad dialogue. I mean, how interesting and nuanced a conversation can be had between fade-outs and music stings, with disconnected footage?

Uh, correction, Pato. Avatar CREATED the wave of 3D. Sure, there were some animated kids movies and low-budget horror flicks that used it leading up to that, but it blew the roof off. Check out what happened right after the movie came out in December '09: http://www.google.com/trend…

When you say Inception, you mean the trailer. The movie was just slowed-down Piaf, which was more like:

@avclub-404bfdece06f0fc5ba56bef1e19d8896:disqus I think you mean dark BRRRRROOWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN!!!

If it wasn't for Avatar, John Carter would not have been made in the first place.

Nobody listens.

Make it a reality show:

I'm getting verklempt!

Tubular!

Michael Bay building a physical robot? Fat chance. It would be questionably-composited, color-corrected CGI, and only stomp on nerds in footage from previous Michael Bay movies.

@avclub-2bc89f96d5af36cd7c598b934297491f:disqus Too old for the character. And, frankly, too classy. I can't picture her with a nasally Brooklyn drawl.

@avclub-ee7c47abb80c7197652ee2a2a273ca39:disqus That is, until the beast in you bursts out through your stomach.

Isn't "shine" a racial slur?

Melissa in The War at Home
Lucille in Sin City
Janet in The Lookout
Laurie in American Gangster
Amanda on Entourage

Whose name is Judge?

Well, his prophecy came true. That's more than you can say for a lot of religious leaders.

@avclub-85bd06050f1868adf468605465df26f8:disqus I'd argue that freedom from speech doesn't need to be specially defended by the Bill of Rights, because there isn't a massive block of the population who maintains that people who don't speak are innately immoral, untrustworthy, and hellbound.