Is "Fassbender" the new "OF COCK?" I approve.

"So there's no reason for them not to make the best possible sword-dude-kicking-ass-on-another-planet movie."

They don't want to connect the movie with Mars, because audiences associate Mars with Mars Needs Moms, and no one saw Mars Needs Moms. But if no one saw Mars Needs Moms, why would audiences associate Mars with Mars Needs Moms?

Seriously, what the fuck, Amelie? I might have accepted "Green Na'vi," but even that's fallacious, since Burroughs came up with their look a century ago.

That was the least of Die Hard 4's problems. And I say that as a moderate fan.

I know this is the internet, but I have to check: you're being sarcastic, right?

Michael DeLuise as Capt. Carmine Lorenzo's son.

I smell semen and eggnog. It's not pleasant.

Come on, that was par for the course.

…in the windowwww
The one with the waggly…

That's awesome, but it's McClane.

Seriously? In that case I might actually rent it. His casting was the main thing scaring me off.

Punt Speedchunk

Vargo Hoat?

I thought that was "Obama."

The bad guys are apocryphal Bertand Russel characters?

Somebody needs to set up some dummy accounts and do exchanges between them, Tomax and Xamot style.

Why does he need a retconned adult son at all? He already has a daughter, and it seemed like Live Free or Die Hard was setting her up as a badass in the making. This is bullshit.

@avclub-efcc7bafbda2c17b399ed2239affa5a4:disqus That is the craziest goddamn shit I've seen all week.

Marco… polio