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I heard that motherfucker had, like, thirty goddamn dicks.

@reckoner It's from Snakes on a Plane. You can probably guess the real line.

HAHAHA I loved that bit.

IT Crowd is authentic, but not realistic. That is to say, it grasps the essence of geekdom with more genuine affection and familiarity than BBT, outlandish and impossible though its plots actually are.

YES! And Danaerys' fiery Valhalla dream/hallucination.

Fry's Jewish?

If they're over 50, most of their mothers are probably kaput.

I have seen it, and can confirm that is exactly what the entire film is about.

The Last Angry Man?

I can totally hear "Oy vey" when he does that low-pitched "oooOOOoo" whistle.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Kryptonite, not krypton.

Too dependent on familiarity with the mythos. This is a reboot. Also, as @Sleeper99999:disqus says, too short.

I love Hackman in the role, but I didn't find the character particularly faithful to the comic.

Star Trek '09 was directed by JJAbrams, not McG.

@avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus Are you saying black people don't get Captain America?

Shaquille O'Neal

I suddenly realized why Tim Burton wanted Nic Cage to play Superman:

Yeah, but he would probably do that in his free time anyway.

Terminator was already dead. Ratner killed the X-Men Franchise.