Werezompires. The Neopolitan of monsters.

"their contribution to comedy cannot be understated."

It's known as "Smashmouthing."

I'll do you one better (worse?) for coital accompaniment. Bad Romance. I've never felt as dirty as I did the next morning.

@avclub-5b7e0a1ad5d9ac9ef3063b05f55b6d31:disqus Mamma mia, here I go again…

Hey, I was a virgin until college, bitter about that and pretty much the world in general, and I love that song.

@OhthePossibilities:disqus Fuck you man! You don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab!

Hahahahahahaha!

Humor is a pretty great salve for the open wound of overproduced pop.

"she has no artistic merit or whatever"

Single Ladies is the only Beyonce song I know, and I like it.

My uber-feminist, above-it-all friends have many incongruously puerile musical preferences. I kind of respect that, though, as it proves their taste is genuine, not just political posturing.

That song sounds like a man singing in falsetto. And I don't mean that in a "lol she's masculine and therefore worthy of ridicule" way, I'm just saying I can't imagine how/why they would tune her voice to sound so brittle and uncomfortable.

The difference being that Pink Floyd sounds really good, while Katy Perry sounds really terrible, and Pink Floyd has some worthwhile insights, while Katy Perry's lyrics are stupid and shallow, and Pink Floyd music videos (or at least, the two-hour one directed by Alan Parker) look really amazing, while Katy Perry…

You'll do fine, here. *pat pat*

Dressing up as nerds is hardly "weird." It's just act one of every teen makeover movie.

Sturgeon's Law notwithstanding, I'm confident in asserting that the anime is better than Katy Perry. Which is to say, anything by Miyazaki, Kon, Otomo, Watanabe, or Takahata is superior to anything she's done by a wide margin.

In fairness, I am a white person who knows about 3-4 rap groups. But I don't think their music is "for me," seeing as how I was in preschool during their peak in popularity.

"The Rock Era" being the 1950s to the 1990s? Shirley you can't be serious.

Speaking of Coldplay, how betrayed do we feel that Chris Martins didn't choose a song by them for his answer?