You might see a giant baby and freak out because you're going through a crisis about fatherhood.

He just appeared out of nowhere in front of that dumbwaiter.

Cirque de Soleil. Great idea, because that translates to the small screen so much better than the Muppets would.

I'm loving this. And meanwhile, the guy could be traditionally animated, and never the twain shall meet.

Bale gets mad cred for the Machinist, though. Any time haters are like "Ugh, that dude can't act," his fans are all, "Whatever, dude is fucking committed. He turned himself into a skeleton for a role."

@BarryMcCockiner:disqus Is there any other kind?

Sooooooooo

Is it safe?

It's nice when they make it easy to break up with them, isn't it?

@avclub-7eb4a72022cfae60dcf8a0226d0b0ca6:disqus Schindler's Fist?

The last I heard, Jackson and Spielberg were going to co-direct the third. But that may change.

Me!

@avclub-b9abc54b685d47db67da47a4007fdb12:disqus The reason Tintin and Beowulf don't work, while Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Lord of the Rings do, is that the motion-captured characters in ROTPOTA and LOTR are not human. We're not as carefully attuned to how they should look, so we don't notice when they're…

@avclub-cca2521bc30a14c178a89e2f696a2368:disqus It works for George R.R. Martin!

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Benedict Cumberbatch plays Smaug.

Elementary, my dear Bunk.

That movie seems like it would work better as a show. I enjoyed it throughout the runtime, but at the end I was like, "That's it?"

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