Shut up. That's not even funny.

If he cut the dialogue and plot from the Transformers movies, I'd be an unmitigated fan. But an hour of mindless action is in no way worth an hour and a half of terrible comedy and needlessly complex swiss-cheese of a storyline.

The anti-Tarantino.

Aren't the mice etc also killed when harvesting cattle feed, though? Most beef isn't free range, at least in the US.

Grundle Control to Major Dong.

I'd be happy with a theatrical release, as long as they kept the third dimension far, far away from it.

That was Sandusky's main problem, I'd say.

That probably has something to do with Massachusetts' "Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth" policy.

I saw another here: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

It was uphill both ways, but it only cost a nickel.

Having woken up balls-deep in vagina exactly once, I can categorically state that I am pro-sleep-rape. When it's a girl. Who I know. Doing it to me. Okay, so not categorically, I guess.

Bet you'd like to slip in between those two, eh?

@avclub-5171864ab150444a2bcff2d4c52d3064:disqus That's Dr. Jones. Of which Drake is a big ol' ripoff, I might add.

How's Mars this time of year?

If it's gon' be that kinda party, I'ma stick my dick in the egg salad.

@avclub-7f55db33fbb1aeb3132ef7151d50c9d9:disqus I was going to make a "NO INCEST HUMOR" joke, but then I realized I was part of the problem.

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS ADVENTURESICLES IN HELL!

"Do the Creep" was pretty funny, except for the part she was in.

Just imagine how gay rights activist Rick Santorum feels.

Get it? "Lent." As in Catholicism! Hah!