Kano is totally a bear.

Great. Here comes the HuffPo article about the "NEW VIDEOGAME THAT ENCOURAGES BRUTALLY MURDERING GAYS!"

“Cis scum” -Jezzie.

See cake; post must be a lie.

I call it “The Stranger.”

It’s also a great way to get that one achievement in The Stanley Parable:

Which, like every other “fast lane” in every other airport in the world, will have random, oblivious passenger families slowly walking four abreast with their bags held out to their sides.

My hands are busy...

Nice try getting back into Turkey, Minecraft.

if there is one thing that kotaku will not stand for, it pushing an agenda :P

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convicing the world he didn't exist."

is it time to protest?

Austin is in Texas. Your argument is forfeit.

How does it compare with Cedar Point's Millennium Force?

We were dressing up as bonus sodas from Soda Drinker Pro! It's a soda drinking simulator and all you do is walk around and drink a soda. It was fun bringing a smile to confused strangers and joy to those that knew what it was about.

*This little boy is definitely going to die*

For those that don't want to read the synopsis, here's my version. Stuff happens. Then Leon proves he's a bad enough dude to rescue the President's daughter. The end.

Not really sure whenever to take this as a grain of salt due to this dev not particularly being truthful, aka, this: