Squeaky wheel gets the KICK!

You'd expect subzero to be the one doing the icing.

Sometimes I wonder if Nintendo knew a lot of us would buy the game as kids, try it and be like: "screw this". Knowing 100% that we would eventually return when the time was right to appreciate this game.

Fact:

Death To Smoochy 2...oh. Nevermind.

Ooo, boy, Sarkeesian's a coming for you.

$> run UpdateGirlfriend

Despite me being young, the phrase "Twitter Movement" makes me feel like an old man when I think "Wow, that sounds like the lamest thing ever."

#notallfeminists

Immersion breaker? Horses aren't motorbikes. They can find their own way and won't run into trees even if you try to force them. This is the 180 degrees opposite of immersion breaker.

Ah RE Director's Cut Dual Shock edition. Truly one of the worst soundtracks of all time.

I wish Destiny had a pre-order bonus that included a story....

Great, more paying off the ISPs to get them to actually do their job. I'm constantly reminded of what Kipling said about danegeld.

"...here's your shot to do both."

Wonderful analogies. Except none of them are analogous to his point.

"Don't complain about a painter not painting something you wanted."
"Don't complain about not liking what a sculptor's subject looks like."
"Don't complain about a musician making country music because you don't like country."
"Don't complain about there…

But can it play Crysis?