So, I’m reading this book about Josephine Bonaparte right now, and recent chapters have been about how Napoleon would basically just pick out a woman that he liked, “arrange” for her to be brought to wherever he was, fuck her till he got bored, then either banish her if she annoyed him, or set her up with a nice gig…

My first thought on seeing this is that even Sarah Palin hasn’t been this incoherent.

No you’re right. And the song was “Do What You Want (With My Body)“ ugh :(

Lady Gaga made a video to bring awareness to sexual assault? Was her former collaborator Terry Richardson involved? Does R. Kelly drop in on the track? Unless I’m mistaking Gaga for someone else who worked with these two men not too long ago?

Exactly. AND it was directed by Terry Richardson. *shudder*

I was coming down here to say the exact same thing!!!

And yet she had a hit song with R. Kelly.

No I won’t!

Dear Bristol Palin:

This is what’s wrong with America right here. This. Not Bristol Palin herself, but what she represents — the fact that so many stunningly, proudly pig-ignorant, determinedly undereducated, information-resistant people think they know enough about anything to tell others how they should think and behave.

No, it’s a license to get married. Gay couples do not necessarily have anal sex. They may not even have sex at all. Just like with heterosexual couples.

We’re going to need a lot more details on that

If it was part of a much broader conversation and taken out of context, then Effie Brown has already said as much and cleared this up-

I totally feel you- mine blocks instagram. I usually just end up opening the articles on my phone instead :/

...also defends against tweet deletion.

Okay guys, so Bobby Jindal is obviously an idiot and an asshole, and we talked about that in the PP-defunding post yesterday, BUT. He was also kind of my hero yesterday? He called Trump a narcissist and egomaniac, said Trump’s never read the Bible because he’s not in it, and said his hair looks like a squirrel is…

Hey Mr. Tangerine Man

I cant stand this puffy motherfucker. His face just makes me angry. It looks like my taint after exercising, red, blotchy and irritated.

She claimed to be “willing to stay in...jail as long as it takes for her to win back her constitutional rights not just for her but for Americans of all faiths.”

This is what I don’t understand. If her religion really doesn’t allow her to sign a form saying that gay couples meet the statutory requirements for marriage in KY, I think that’s weird, but whatever. Apparently, her deputies don’t have the same religious problem with their jobs, because they are fine issuing the…