I agree, I don’t think that there’s a way out of this that won’t cause a lot of huge problems, but I think what they’ll have to do is impose a fine for every day that she refuses to hand out marriage licenses, as is part of her job, and make it high enough that the bigot money (that you KNOW will be raised via…

Why oh why oh why would you ever do something so cruel as mention that!! Gahhh my brain is seizing on itself remembering what that looks like

I find it funny that the right-wing Christian community is freaking out about “Sharia law” being allowed in America (no, no it’s not), but sees no problem with imposing laws that only have a basis in the Bible upon the rest of America. That’s not how this works; that’s not how any of this works.

Further proof that no one has to have a dick to be a dick.

Fuck it, I’m coming out of my self-imposed Gawker exile because you, sir, pissed me off. WHO gives a SHIT about her fucking moral opinions? WHO is interested in changing this piece of garbage’s mind? All that people are interested in is her upholding the fucking law, as she’s been ordered to do. The law doesn’t give a…

Like I said in a different thread, this isn’t a joke. She’s setting a very dangerous precedent. What happens when a cop kills two gay men because that is what Leviticus tells him

Christianity is apparently like Choose Your Own Adventure. She can pick out the stuff she likes (hating gays, long denim skirts) and ignore the stuff she doesn’t (divorce is bad).

Bingo. A more cut-and-dry case of separation of church and state responsibilities couldn’t be found if you tried. At least 5/9 of the Supreme Court will laugh this out of the building, while Scalia jacks off, Bible in hand, imagining an alternate universe where he at least got to write a dissenting opinion.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

He said what about shingles?

I think Jim Bob and Michelle have been living in their own world (powered by TLC money and paid appearances to talk about their family) for so long, they’re having a hard time adjusting to reality. They had so many fans when they were on tv and cannot understand what has changed, especially since they’ve attempted to…

“But every time they’re photographed with him, a story gets made out of it that rehashes the whole mess, and it’s painful for everyone.”

“As Vice reported, one victim testified that she used to pray for Jehovah to put angels around her bed to keep her father from raping her. “

first, pp provides much, much more by way of health care services than abortions. so defunding them means that (primarily poor) women will no longer have access to healthcare they need. second, tax money does NOT go toward funding abortions (hello hyde amendment) but even if it did, that is a shit argument. my tax…

This article makes me want to just lie down in the middle of the street and be run over. It also reminds me that I am only going to get crankier as I get older. Because damn, I want to take my nonexistent cane to these children’s heads and beat the stupid out of them.

its whispers topped with things that should just be in a sandwich

eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers

Okay so I want to be all feminist enraged...but Komen is shit...