"OK, so you get sick for a few days, big deal. "

also his music sucks

I am not buying normcore accessories from the undeclared third Olsen twin. That is just not a thing that is going to happen.

"She believed that her family was deceased but she hoped they were just sleeping," said White.

someone once called me asking why his power was off bc he thought i was the power company, and then i explained i was a tech support person and i was about to offer to look up the number, but he said 'oh. well then fuck you, bitch."

Yeah they really made a messi of it

Almost as good as "Christmastime for the Jews"!

I remember that! As a hypothyroid patient, I really wanted to punch the tv screen. Luckily, it causes fatigue so I was too tired to do that.

If.. um.. a gal wanted to see this... where'd she go to look...ahem..?

Yep, as is Dr. Drew, but both are full of shit.

I had an ex-boyfriend who, among other crimes, insisted that I read The Secret. Repeatedly. And then gave me a copy. I read about 1/4 of it to get him to shut up and I had to fight the urge to set it on fire. But he had rich parents and I'm pretty sure wishing is about all he ever did to be "successful," so I guess he…

Oprah had a doctor on who said hypothyroidism is caused by "swallowing your words" (in case you didn't know, it's usually autoimmune). She also spent a couple years promoting The Secret which was essentially "if you think good thoughts, you'll get rich and be healthy and all the good things will happen, because I…

I'm excited and scared.

I just choked on my water.

Madeline, Starbucks cup with cat ears can't enunciate words like an adult and she likes to play with big black balls like a kid.

This ban doesn't make any fucking sense.

Madeleine, I think you're getting carried away with these rumors. Still I find this post very uplifting.

Time for the cat.

Maybe she's a really big Dexter fan and wanted to recreate the finale.