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I gag on his eleganza!

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I was like....OK fine. Seems ridiculous but harml....oh my god what the everloving FUCK?

I have kind of mixed feelings about this. He couldn't be the Sexiest man alive when he was a little shlubby but still hilarious? I love Chris Pratt but it seems like in order to become SEXIEST MAN ALIVE he had to become HOMOGENOUS LOOKING WHITE MAN.

This is all I can think of

I'm so conflicted about this. Because, on one hand, I hate doxxing and I think it's scary to invade people's privacy and sometimes people get it wrong (like, remember when they released the name of the officer who shot Mike Brown and it was totally the wrong dude?) So there's that. But on the other hand, I think about…

SVU On Ice would be a dream but only if we get Detective Munch and Tutuola back together and skating hand in hand.

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Hillary, for a palate cleanser, I recommend 50 Shades of Suck:

I was on youporn the other day (like we all do, c'mon) and one of the penis enlargement ads had what looked to be a young Nick with a gi-normous tool!

popthatzit.com is all I have to say. Look it up now.

sadly, this is true. My two year old passed up sirloin and homemade potato latkes in favor of BOOGERS last night.

So, like, you basically have to waterboard your child with grape-flavored cold medicine to get them to swallow any, but they'll eat detergent freely?

Martha Daughtrey's dissent absolutely destroys the majority's BS in the first paragraph (emphasis mine):

Fuck RDJ. Also Iron Man sucks. Yeah, I said it.