Omg and they chose the perfect douche to play him.

Starting your comment with "as a white person" is a sure sign that you're about to say something incredibly asinine at the very least, or horribly offensive at worst. I believe you, though, when you say you want to be an ally, and that you think your heart is in the right place. If you really are interested in being…

Seriously. What a weird compliment. "He's great and all, but let's stop talking about him and talk about me, and my role in his awesomeness. Because his awesomeness would not be as awesome and also would have gone unnoticed were it not for me. Me, memememe."

Chris Pratt is, basically, my little brother. They look incredibly similar, have crazy similar mannerisms, and the goofy, earnest, charming way Pratt delivers jokes? That is my brother.

My poor little bro is currently heartbroken, having been cheated on by the girl he was planning to marry. Dear world, you could not…

Please help make it stop.

Yeah, for me the only interaction with it is when I periodically see a kid watching it on public transportation or dressed up as Elsa in the park. Which is to say, any reminders of it are rare and delightful. The other week, I was on a loooong train journey, and the little girl sitting across from me was a…

I have a couple of problems with this article.

too bad no Turkey Television on the list

"Who knows what "Happy Holidays" even means??"

I just happen to be in a hyper-Drag Race mode because I'm seeing Bianca tomorrow for the second time (!!!!!!!!). So hyped.

"She was reading erotica - along with a lot of the other kids,"

You can have that Arby's sauce nastiness. More Horsey sauce for me. I love that stuff. I do draw the line at putting it in my sweet tea, though. I feel like I need to specify that, here.

Watching Stephen Amell work out does all kinds of things for me. When is Arrow coming back.

Its awesome on buffalo wings ( as I recall ) but just seeing it now- Id rather drink a cup of my own sick than eat it.

I thought they were each others' beards?

That is absolutely my summer jam this year. Also, I was alarmed at how hot Calvin Harris is. I had never seen him before I watched this video. Now I have a huge crush on him, because in addition to being really, really, ridiculously good-looking, he is also Scottish.

NatGeo was what Shark Week used to be — it hurt to make the change, but I'm glad I did!

Overall viewership probably went down because the cachet of shark week went down after that ridiculous fake megalodon documentary last year.