idk spending nye in brixton sounds exactly like something harry styles would do.

Nick Cannon strikes me as an unbelievable douche. In fact, I thought he and Mariah Carey were the douchiest couple imaginable until Kim and Kanye had their pre-divorce ceremony.

We Cumberbitches know what pride Ben takes in doing the motion capture. I cannot wait for the behind-the-scenes pics of him slinking around like a giant feline. Tumblr may very well break.

I think I was the opposite. I like the facial hair and unfortunately for me his character in Girls is the type of guy I usually end up with (although he is much nicer in later seasons I'm talking about season 1 Adam) so yeah....he is right up my street.

Back when I was little and didn't know how to eat food, the only sandwiches I would eat were turkey and ranch. That's it. Just turkey and ranch. So glad I grew out of that phase.

Ask them if answering calls is really more important than working productively.

Um, I'm not sure where that link went... I think I got kinja'd... Here it is embedded. I had a neighbor who was deaf several years ago, so I helped her install a few of these throughout her home. She claimed they worked really well!

Anyone who chooses ranch over blue cheese as a condiment for buffalo wings is not to be trusted.

yes to all of those things to put ranch on! But I rarely ask for it special. Just use it if I'm having a salad that comes with it, or something like wings that tend to have a dipping sauce anyway.

Bottled ranch dressing tastes like dirt anyway, so skip the ranch and sprinkle more dirt on the metal bits. Besides, there might be more available nutrition in the dirt.

And he's quite premature at e-jac-u-la-ting....

I read this as maximize servings, which I am always looking to do on Thanksgiving.

Why would a person fuck up food like that?!

I will say, a friend introduced me to ranch on french fries, and goddamn, is that shit delicious. I've only had it a few times, because god knows I don't need to add any extra fat when I'm already having fries, but going on pure taste, it was a hit.

SHE SHOULD BE ASHAMED

RANCH IS GROSS.

Some Starbucks actually know it as a "pumpkin pie Frapp" but you can just order a chai frappuchino with pumpkin spice.

Cannot unsee. It's like an ET finger. *shudders*

"(Note for the writers of 2026's Garden State reboot: Missed opportunity to have him work at a MALAISE-ian restaurant, imo. Be the change.)"