This isn't a restaurant customer story, but I had to share it anyway:

He can steel belt my radial.

She really does seem to be going strictly for the shock value now. In the past, that "gotcha" stuff seemed to be backed up by something moderately entertaining, but this just smacks of desperation.

You could really be on to something. With the revelation about what TMZ was doing to Justin Beiber, I wouldn't be at all surprised to discover that they were doing something similar to most of the "celebrities" they endlessly cover.

I had no idea about that! That's so disgusting. There is not even enough vomit to cover how I feel about this.

I feel like I need to preface my comments with a disclaimer - I've only seen two episodes of their show, but found it (and the entire family) really disgusting. I usually try to avoid news about them like the plague, but it's been hard lately because of the wedding. My knowledge about them is extremely limited, but…

I have gone from loving Gaga to being absolutely repelled by her. The incident with the woman vomiting on her and now this Terry Richardson/R. Kelly disaster? Please, go sit down, Gaga. If this is the best you can do, it's over.

That's excellent! Thank you so much. :-)

You have definitely thought more about this than I have, but I'm interested in what you're saying - I wouldn't put it past Disick at all. He creeps me out in a way that I didn't know I could be creeped. Everything this family does feels contrived and calculated. Have Lamar Odom and his wife divorced? If Kanye is…

Not even gonna lie - that sounds fucking delightful!

That's fair. We've just recently gotten a Publix here, so I may have to try them out.

I have heard that before - a friend of mine swears that a coworker makes the most amazing fondant that tastes like marshmallows. That might be enjoyable.

I love you!

I'm willing to put a petition up. I think we'd get 100K signatures in no time at all.

Thank you! Finally, some sanity.

I have a list of "celebrities" I would love to put into a space ship and fling into the sun. Every member of the Kardashian family would be sitting on the front row. Anyone associated with them in any fashion, in fact.

I suppose this could work if you are eating a cake covered in fondant *shivers*.

One word for you: SHORTS!

I have had him, honey. It was better than "Cats". Will bang again. A++++