Caca de Toro.

I heard Gordon Solie.

Old white men still rule apparently.

Hillary “Am I president yet?” Clinton. Face it, she shit the bed big time.

Don’t forget my favorite, Mike “Don’t put that tank helmet on” Dukakis.

Which breast gazer to vote for?

I’m reminded what Hemingway once said about sports.

Are we talking economics here? Substitute Accu Weather for Janet Yellen same shit no?

The Hangovers?

Hmm. Looks like we’re left with just bullfighting, mountain climbing and the Isle of Man.

Is it an understatement to say these guys have brass balls?

Leave the ovals to nascar. Indianapolis is enough.

COTD FTW!

Car behind hits car in front. End of story. Lewis waaaay to aggressive after losing the lead to Rosberg at the start.

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Oh another yankee tryin’ to learn us somethin’.

I’ll have you know my tinfoil hat is made of aluminum. Get with the times sparky.

Good luck with that bit of uncomfortable truthiness. Critical thinking skills are in short supply here in the US. As long as we can watch football play fallout 4 who cares if the CIA is jerking us around the middle east. A lot of folks here have their heads up a real dark place.

Personally I carry a death ray.

Now now Wesley, life’s too short to be a miserable prick all the time.