Is he just taking a bite out of that fucking Hersheys bar?

I don’t know, man. She’s doin something with her life. I’ve got a stuffed anteater.

“Do you know how far away I was from being my high school valedictorian? My high school valedictorian went to Yale and is currently in medical school. I’m sitting in my bedroom eating Doritos and writing about mail I get. That’s how far.”

I didn't realize I needed more of this in my life so badly.