Goodbye Phil Fish. I liked your game, but you are a pretentious, toxic, hipster piece of work. Take a cruise around the world, talk to random people in some exotic countries, make something that does not involve your ego masturbation. And most of all - fix your fucking attitude, dude.
Then you can get back you got a…

Someone plots to kill you, like seriously makes a plan, buys the gun, drives over to your place, etc. They get there and with the gun held against your temple go "nah" and walk away. Are you going to be friends with that person? Me either.

But I was counting on this child labour to make Half Life 3! :(

Now make it portal themed please :)

Finally, a way to drive cars that look realistic.

What the fuck is wrong with people?!?? If you can't afford your lavish, $200/plate wedding without expecting your guests to pay for it, then don't fucking have a lavish, $200/plate wedding, you spoiled, entitled, pathetic brats.

I'm on it

It's like Mark Pincus took out a life insurance policy on Zynga's reputation and just hired Don Mattick to put a bullet in its brain.

I came here to post the same thing. I have posted it about a half dozen times, but since I'm still 'grated out', I have not hear any responses. Hint hint.

Half Life 2! Destroyed?

Hahaha, sorry for adding to the pile. I didn't see how many folks corrected before I did.

This is disturbing to say the least.

I hope this footage is old. Really old. Or else something has gone horribly wrong with the development. Aside from a really rough looking inventory and some spiffy jammies for the character model, this is looking nearly identical to the mod I played months ago. Even the zeds are still janky as hell! Not as bad as the…

This happens every generation. I remember when people were losing their minds because Quake 3 had curved surfaces.

I like to think that this is just attention to detail. It's very cool, he moves so naturally in the game, and all the animations are brutal or smooth and organic looking. It can go a long way to immersion

Yeah, believe me, I'd love to have a high-powered PC and enjoy those prices, but I play consoles for the convenience of the games.

How did you "defeat" them, exactly? I'm looking at Sim City. I'm looking at Diablo 3. Not too encouraging.

Old joke. Poorly executed. Dude, you've got to come up with something more original than this. It was maybe funny 5 years ago. Quit hanging out with the mouth-breathers and knuckle-draggers that find this ancient joke to be funny and relevant. I expect more from my internet than you are giving me.

So, another hellish wasteland.

So wait a few days and buy it at a store? You don't have to buy it asap in order to get Ranger mode. The game isn't going to sell out.