I was getting worried about The Walking Dead. The group hadn't slaughtered anybody for a while now. Good to see the show getting back to it's roots…

Still think they should have just gone with an anthology series. Every new episode focuses on just one person/group and how they're getting on in the apocalypse and then next week we get a new story. No need for the writer to strain for constant ingenuity (cause we damn well know they can't), they just bring in a…

"Clever" isn't exactly the word I'd use to describe the ending of Final Destination 5. It was basically, "Hah! Secret prequel!" mixed in with the usual, tired "They thought it was over, but IT'S NOT!".

Great, more ponderous, waffling, nonsense from Terrence Mallick.

It's a sad day for spray paint and bear rape enthusiast everywhere.

Why didn't Leo thank the Pussy Posse?

About five or so minutes. Good eye, the dog is the most interesting thing about the movie.

Haven't seen Steve Jobs, but the favourite after Leo seems to be Fassbender.

It's twice as insufferable.

Maybe it was a comedy this whole time?

It's actually Margot Robbie is a wig and make-uo!

Joy, bleh. Lawrence was fine, but David O. Russell should be banned form making films for a few years.

Starring Chris Pratt?

"I can't believe this is happening." Come on Alejandro, even you knew they were gonna gift it to you. Not that you don't deserve it.

I think it's two things (saying this even as I champion it):

Actually, the ceremony finished hours ago. We're all watching the Post-Show Orgy. Let me tell you, Eddie Redmayne has stamina.

Who was it in the writer's room that said, "You know who they'll love? Ali G"

I genuinely felt like everyone was just going through the motions. Felt very much "by-the-numbers". I also had issues with the pacing.

Is she mugging or is this generally how the song sounds?

So like, an 8?