Charlotte Rampling mistakes them for staff, orders another martini.

If they got rid of the Best Foreign Film category, do you genuinely think any of movies would have gotten a Best Picture nom?

Local news or Funny Or Die sketch?

But then Chris Rock wouldn't have been able to do his HILARIOUS bit.

Bowie and Rickman got a smattering of applause.

He's busy writing more music for Kanye.

Are they gonna play that speech when it's mostly white people again next year?

That, or he's shanking his cell mate.

They do if you want them to win.

ABC are really pushing their new Creepy Kid show.

Gosh. How much more do you think she can take?

Is Patricia Arquette doped up?

Didn't he do this bit last time?

The Minions are the ISIS of the animated world.

I bet the thin mints are the first to run run out.

All those bleeps! Just how filthy was R2-D2's speech?

There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here.

It's Andy Serkis mo-capping his ghost from the afterlife.

"What is something you never see on WIRED.com?"

First Day? Please, that's SNL every week.