Hey dude, do actually, like, have a life outside of posting under Deadspin articles? You do realize you spend about a fourth of your day posting meaningless comments, right? And without actually getting paid at all. Makes zero sense to me

Kevin, if you’re going to do a random profile of a retiring baseball player (nice bias, by the way; I could name a hundred other players who retired who were clearly more relevant or more valuable than Lopez that didn’t get an article like this on Deadspin in the past few years), at least get all the accolades…

Um, dude, his team is down 11-2 there in the top of the 9th and he’s in an 0-2 count... if you actually played baseball, which I highly doubt of you or 99.9% of the loser Deadspin posters, you’d know he was in that “Fuck It, I’ll Just Take Aim At Anything For A Hit” mindset in garbage time, which was clearly the case…

lol way to lose your job for 26 likes and 8 RTs, dumbass.

Maybe Sandra Bullock had a good excuse?

Sounds like quite a St. Bonadventure.

Uh, Pat, do you even watch basketball or closely pay attention to it? To say the Wolves are a “bad team” is exhibiting you don’t follow the sport at all, and it’s actually pretty embarrassing.

Allow me a brief moment of soapboxing-