“a kickoff punt” ?

Brother Nero? Where’s Senor Benjamin?

Because he’s a Deadspin nerd. This site is the definition of Loser-ville

Uh, Barry, Yahoo is GOD AWFUL and the general consensus of Fantasy veterans dating back decades agrees with that sentiment.

It’s “articles” like this one why Deadspin is such a fucking clown show — and has been for the past couple of years now — and why Deadspin has absolutely zero credibility with anyone. The general consensus is that this site is a complete laughingstock.

Huh? Are you fucking stupid? How does this comment even make it out of the greys? Ah, but Deadspin never cares about factual information.

He’s a Deadspin writer, you think they care about that shit?

This is contrasted to the cases of NBAers Jeffery Taylor and Darren Collison, who were suspended 24 and eight games, respectively, by the league after pleading guilty to misdemeanor offenses.

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. ALREADY.

SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. ALREADY.

No offense — actually, plenty of offense meant — you’re a huge pussy for this “revelation”

Well, you mean “siiiiiiiiddeee” in the case of Phil Simms

If you’re evidence that Phil Simms is a racist is that he said something stupid and probably wrong when evaluating a player’s talent, then you have never actually watched Phil Simms. The man can’t go 30 seconds without saying something completely worthless.

A Kings interview and nothing asked about recent interim head coach Kenny Natt?? Nothing draws clicks like perspective on Kenny Natt

Sooo is anyone going to look into the USA Today Sports writer layoffs? Or does Deadspin not give a shit about actual real investigative reporting?

I’m pretty sure I speak for most of America when I say this made-up, dumbass Deadspin narrative about how “everyone hates the Cardinals” has probably been the worst feature on this blog the past several months... I mean, I’m sure the author Samer didn’t mind covering most/all of their losses, as this actually counts…

It turns out St. Louis had a winning record all along.

Hey Tim, know you’re a baseball guy. Let me just say I read this headline and instantly got overly amped thinking it was something about former Houston Astros great Jason Bourgeois... sadly this was not the case ;-( carry on with your Monday evening

#NoMoreDianaMoskovitz