Fuck this headline. I love it.

Ummm Olympics?

You think “guy rescues girl” is only 30 years old?

Not really.... It was advertised as a boss rush from day 1, it never promised anything else. They added some platforming levels due to fan feedback but the devs made it clear they weren’t going to be a focus of the game.

Enjoy your star for making me look that up and confirming that yes, that is a real thing and a hell of a deep cut.

You heard em everyone. Nobody gets to make the games they want to make anymore, you only get to make games that Lozzle wants to play. No, nevermind the fact that Lozzle is one person out of millions of people who play games, and forget about the fact that there are hundreds, if not thousands of games outside this…

You’re right. Its excellent.

I was expecting to give the switch a try by buying the pack with Splatoon 2 included, but seeing the lack of innovation it won’t happen :/

As it happens (and not to brag, but I’m going to) I am one those rare being with perfect eye sight.

I don’t really understand your logic here. If I order 5 burritos I am not going to tip them for the extra time and effort it takes the make 5x the burritos. The second situation is better for the company, but no better for the worker. Yet, you consider this first stealing for the worker?

You’re explaining why it’s bad, but more cost for the company and higher prices for customers doesn’t directly relate to the workers themselves who are the people everyone is lining up to protect in this situation.

I think you just dug yourself in a hole.

I worked in the food/bar industry for years. This would have been a non-issue for me. Sure, it would suck if you’re in the weeds, but this is hardly different from what someone working expo would do all the time, just throw some lids on. As long as you’re polite and thankful for the special service, then it’s no big…

Which reality, the one where you can walk into any chain restaurant and order what you want without worrying about the feelings of some minimum wage service workers, or the one on twitter?

Back in that same day did you not pass the controller back and forth with your friend after one of you died, or watch someone play a game at an arcade? Do you watch sports?

The Fleeca Job:

Again, can you not see how crazy that is, that if someone doesn’t play the online version with people they know that they automatically have no friends? Maybe we are adults who have jobs, lives, families, responsibilities, or hell, just play different games.

Super surprised Eternal Darkness did not make this list. It was really unique with a hard core Mature theme for a console known for not having M rated games with a story and sequences that still flash up in my memory to this day.

I can’t complain about any of these choices. Every game you picked is a classic. I would add Eternal Darkness, Baten Kaitos (and its prequel), and MGS: The Twin Snakes to this list as they were GameCube exclusives.