Or you take your switch to work like me and play on your lunch break!

Lol so when is the “Day Without a Man” strike? Or the “Day Without Green-eyed People” strike? I mean sure celebrate women for the holiday by all means. This just seems like a weird point to try to make though because the effect would be the same if you replaced “women” with any descriptor.

You the real MVP

How do you cook? I’ve been wondering but haven’t bothered looking it up yet. All I found was some kid that cooked for me.

And yet a metal sword breaks after 10 hits

Got mine last night and so far I can’t see using the joycon sideways. It’s way small and the buttons are way too close. There is literally no reason they couldn’t have spaced it all out more. A little more space between the joystick and buttons and then center the layout on each controller. Problem solved. I just…

That was the Wii U. It didn’t work.

Kimmel was the host. What makes you think he would be handing out envelopes? Way off base.

Beatty didn’t make the announcement, he stood there wondering what the hell to do and wasn’t about to read off the name because he knew it was wrong. But ok.

It matters because Nintendo doesn’t have traditional 3rd party support. Nintendo makes nintendo machines that play Nintendo games and the VC is a huge selling point due to that.

The fact that it exists already but somehow isn’t available. Nintendo isn’t new. This shit should be a little more full featured.

I think that was just you. Virtual console is why I bought a wii. Same with my circle of friends.

Who cares? It runs Nintendo games. That’s it’s selling point.

I actually liked nintendos better than all the examples beforehand.

You really care that much? You’re overthinking it.

This is a joke. Literally no reason for this machine to exist.

Add to that she’s “afraid she would get jealous”...really? Lmao you want to go sleep with other people but a threesome would make YOU jealous?

You ultimately you spent more money on third party than you may have on a singular first party pro controller. And you’re assuming the dogface setup is weird but from what I’ve read it’s actually quite comfortable. So there is literally no reason to buy a pro controller. Wii U it made sense to have one. Here not so…

Why did you own a few?

There’s absolutely no reason to get a pro controller. Just put the joycons in dogface mode and you have a pro controller. And I’ve been gaming since I was 6... I’m now about to be 33. There is nothin about this system spitting in my face. It’s actually exactly what I’ve wanted. A Nintendo system that has a normal…