But no one’s talking about Madonna, right?

Yes. And she would be fake nice to you but end up fucking you over, making fun of you and getting all the other girls to do the same.

Well, I feel like denying compliments to my appearance makes me look like an ignorant ass, while acknowledging them makes me look like a pompous ass. Of course, I’m self-conscious, so that might have something to do with it.

I shrieked with laughter at this and startled my cat.

I’m female, and I’m the same way. Way too many years of being told how ugly I was — I just can’t believe that anyone could feel any different, and it makes me very uncomfortable. I mean, I’ve learned to just say, “Thank you,” but I absolutely hate it.

I love her too. So much that I can forgive the name Chanel.

Chelsea Handler is totally that girl in high school who you were like, OK, I don’t like her, and I don’t NOT like her, I just want her not to notice me so that she can’t decide that it’s Tuesday so I’m the one she hates today for some reason.

I think they’re both telling the truth from their own points of view, and that both made valid points, and that they’re both assholes.

No one has said this?????

Me too although I worry about what Coco would wear. I love her and would hate to see her get ripped apart the next day.

Someone call Cher and see if she’s willing to make another donation of emergency bottled water because Madonna is looking freaking thirsty.

Ohio. I can remember one on a flying carpet, and there’s one stuck in my head that goes something along the lines of “call the General and save some time” blah blah blah. Not sure if either of them are the new ones, I’ve been living overseas and haven’t really been watching much tv over my winter break at home.

This is a very astute observation. I remember how I used to feel when my dad acted like his life started with his second wife. However, once we pointed it out to him, he found another way of expressing his joy.

Ha! Me and el-p have the exact same resolution!!

You know, my random personal observation as to why Rocco did not want to spend Xmas with his mother (besides the weird cupping) is that Madonna has been opening up so much about her love for Sean Penn, writing an affidavit denying spousal abuse to defend him etc that it feels to him, as a child, that she never really…

“GOD MOM THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.” —Rocco Ritchie

I feel bad Ice T never got invited to the Oscars.

Bobby Kotb has nice ring to it. I doubt she’d go for Hoda Finger.

It means’shower!’