About halfway through I started praying for the sweet release of death.

okay, okay, BUT

This is wonderful.

What about Seattle???

My money’s on Lisa for verbal dominance (the British have perfected telling it like it is). Plus she actually works for and has her own money.

There was so much avocado. And lemon. And big, big, big patterns. Most of it I’d be happy never seeing again, but there are some Marimeko type prints that I really loved.

I dunno. I remember our houses in the 70s and I wouldn’t want it back.

I like Bethenny but she got real jealous real fast in this scene. Not all housewives are dumb, haggard, drunks with an inferior snark level, Bethenny. Your uninvited and inaccurate critique of Erika’s music video was also super awkward and telling.

DUDE I said “except they literally do say that” OUT LOUD when Yoyo made that nuptials comments. He is the fucking worst. He rode in the car with his hand on his wife’s boobs on the way to the surgeon.

I've never seen it but this story makes me want to!

I know Gwen looks fabulous and super youthful, but her eggs are forty-six years old. I hope this baby comes out okay.

Nothing too exciting. I just knew people who knew her from Pine Crest School and around Miami as a teenager and they said she was pretty snotty.

It’s the 90s all over again from what I can tell, and not even the better fashion trends from the 90s. I’m pale, short and petite and these clothes swallow me up AND make me look like I’m chronically ill. But from what I can tell they don’t really suit most people.

She knows how to play the game! Everyone else lays all their cards out on the table by starting beefs where there were none and making contempt known. Erika is all “dude you don’t even matter” which, while true and an awesome reaction, might not bode well for her future on the series. In any case, she’s got a pretty…

You're getting off lucky. Some of us have been seeing this for a looong time already. Try googling "desensitivity training." There still may be time.

SO timely. My man and I LOVE the 70s and I just got the green light to do up or new house as such and I am soaking in ALL of the inspiration.

HOW DO I NOT ALREADY OWN TEN OF THESE

I NEED those yacht pajamas. And then a yacht.

And now this is how I will forever see Ben Affyech in my mind.

“Who’d you bring home tonight,” he screams as the other ball pops out.