It could end up being like Donna Chang on Seinfeld. If that character were also a drag king.

Yeah. It’s the first time I have sent that mistake and just been like, “it’s ok when you do it.”

You’re a hero! See, my evil will be twofold. Her parents hate Rush, and I love Rush to pieces. So they will suffer through her learning the scales and how annoying that is, and then suffer as I turn her into a my own little Lexi Lifeson.

SERIOUSLY. Gwen, you know damned well you ain’t never been to Dairy Queen before. Cuz if you had you’d have got a Blizzard.

Precisely! My mother went on to say, “......and so are you.” It was like some twisted version of Take Your Daughter to Work Day.

Aargh, I have a bit of a horrible confession to make. A couple weeks back I called my mother a cunt. It was in the heat of an argument, and we tend toward vulgarity even when all is calm, but still......this was a line I thought I’d never cross. I called my mother later to apologize, telling her, “You’re not a cunt,…

Yeah, Gwen’s gone full Blake. I bet when she was with Gavin it was all Bangers and Mash and Figgy puddings.

I’m so happy my boss is cool. I work in an office with two queer women and one man (our boss). He is unfazed by everything we say. He also has two daughters. I’ve definitely chucked a tampon to a co-worker over his head before. Dude gives zero fucks. The three of us are also synched up since we are friends and hang…

As a Lizard Person, Fiorina presumably has a cloaca.

My skin itched when I read that Martha Stewart was lumped in with the Housewives Of Who The Fuck Cares. Martha Stewart did shit, owned shit and has created a legacy. She is the doyenne of domestic. I fucking love her.

Show your friends this video!!! I never knew how disgusting Steve Harvey was until I watched it.

As John Waters said, there’s good bad taste and bad bad taste.

Even in my blind rage I can’t deny that it’s magnificent.

Well, I’d imagine it would be completely different in 2015 and not in a good way. As a point of comparison, I picked up a copy of Mad Magazine at the same time after not reading it for ten years at least and I was saddened to see how bad an unfunny it was in comparison to its 70’s/80’s incarnation.

I hope that child is someday embarrassed by his/her whiny-ness.

Glad they caught it and you’re ok! LOL. Now this is what you call DEDICATION and love! LOL

Thank you! LOL!

Speaking of Star War, Harrison Ford made $34M for it.

Fellow PE survivor here! We (jokingly) refer to mine as the time I tried to overshadow my cousin’s wedding by trying to die. (I made it to the wedding, but was clearly unwell between Lovenox injection breaks...)

I’m surprise people even understood what he was saying. His voice is just. I. I just can’t with him. I don’t see his appeal. My husband loves him. We live in the Metro area of Atlanta and he wanted to go to the taping of Family Feud. I really didn’t want to go, but he really wanted to, so I got tickets for the whole…